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Thursday, July 1, 2010

My Life Over the Past Three Months in List Form


  1. I lost my job.
  2. I found a new job.
  3. I attended my first gay orgy and I didn't have fun.
  4. I attended my first gay pride and I had a blast.
  5. I let my body get out of shape.
  6. I got my body in-shape.
  7. I injured my back while trying to impress a hottie at my gym.
  8. I solicited a hot homosexual chiropractor to fix my back.
  9. I had a falling out with my housemate.
  10. I had a rekindling with the love of my life.

Monday, April 12, 2010

I WANT BEN

He's gay, he's hot, and his dick looks jawbreakingly THICK. This is Ben and he is the newest addition to Sean Cody's never-ending roster of ridiculously hot men. According to the site, Ben is a bottom that is into muscled Latino boys. I am neither Latino nor a very good top, so I guess I'm out of the running but I can still fantasize.

Monday, March 15, 2010

WHY?!?!?!

Why do homos gossip so fucking much? Because they have nothing better to do. Why do homos act like they are the center of the universe? Because it helps hide the fact that nobody really loves them. Why are homos so over-dramatic? Because it helps make their mostly boring life seem more exciting. Why do homos feel the need to stick their noses where they don't belong? Because they think they know everything. Why do homos have to always ask their friends for relationship advice. Because they are dumber than their friends. Why do homos feel the need to befriend other homos? Because it ups the chances of getting laid. Why do homos get on my nerves? Because they never know when to shut the fuck up.

Don't take this post too seriously. I'm just annoyed and felt like venting.


Sunday, March 14, 2010

The Top Ten Fucks of MasonWyler.com: 9. Tommy D

9: Tommy D
Tommy D makes it on the list at number 9 because he was the easiest model to work with. By anyone's account Tommy is the epitome of a professional adult entertainer. He has been in the business for a long time and has disciplined himself in the art of making porn. What makes him even hotter is that he thoroughly enjoys sex both on and off camera. Boys, Girls, Boys and Girls, Boys and Boys, Tommy loves it all. It isn't just an act. The stud goes bonkers for cock just as much as he loves the vagina. Plus he has an insatiable thirst for semen... probably more so than I do. Don't believe that's possible? Check out THIS VIDEO for proof!

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Adam4Adam Vs. Manhunt Update

It is 11PM on a Saturday Night. I have spent a few hours on both websites and so far the score is still 0 to 0. I have exchanged many messages with various boys that I'd love to get in bed/bathroom stall/car/park/back alley/dressing room/bath house with but nothing has panned out. I don't get it. Has word gotten out that I am a horrible lay? Are my slutty days over or am I just saying the wrong things?