My Life Over the Past Three Months in List Form

1. I lost my job.
2. I found a new job.
3. I attended my first gay orgy and I didn't have fun.
4. I attended my first gay pride and I had a blast.
5. I let my body get out of shape.
6. I got my body in-shape.
7. I injured my back while trying to impress a hottie at my gym.
8. I solicited a hot homosexual chiropractor to fix my back.
9. I had a falling out with my housemate.
10. I had a rekindling with the love of my life.